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Episode 71: Metalhead's makeover announcement

Tue November 18 2008

Episode 70: D-mac quits

Sat November 08 2008

Looks like D-Mac wont be on the show anymore. We start off the show talking about D-Mac saying he quit the show. Recently Dizzle has been getting some... read more

Looks like D-Mac wont be on the show anymore. We start off the show talking about D-Mac saying he quit the show. Recently Dizzle has been getting some bad vibes from D-Mac and then gets a call about it today. Dizzle has been trying to delegate tasks this week because the show is growing and he needs the help. D-mac thinks that he should be in charge but Dizzle says that its time to move on if D-mac just can't handle being an assistant producer and feels that Dizzle has too big an ego. Allen says it might be an issue of there trying to be too many chiefs and not any Indians. Dizzle says hey hes Indian so it counts. Allen has been reading about this new product available at a lot of smoke shops in town. Its called Salvia and is totally legal in most states. So he decides lets try it on the show and see the effects of it on Allen. Allen takes a huge puff of it and immediately his eyes blow up. Luis V is shocked because he thinks that chinese peoples eyes should get smaller when they smoke something. The thing actually works Allen gets completely messed up and starts to hallucinate and sees Dizzle and Luis Vs bodies mesh together. Dizzle takes a sniff of it and says it smells like oregano. Luis V says if they catch someone trying to deal Salvia in the hood they will be getting their ass kicked. Allen says weed is done to relax but Salvia is done to hallucinate. He also says that weed's effects last a few hours while salvia is a couple of minutes long. As soon as Allen takes a puff he starts laughing and talks nonsensically. Dizzle wants to know if Salvia can make you lose weight because Allen could use something like that. We discuss the presidential campaign and we talk about Obama and whats going on in the campaign. Dizzle has a story about how when he was a kid and used to get beat up people would spit on him when he got knocked out. Luis V talks about white people being scared of him and locking their car doors when he walks by. Dizzle says his mom is not racist at all and loves that a black man is president but she still locks her car door when black people walk by. Luis V just hopes that Obama can fix the cost of education in america because its important to him. Next up we call Dizzle's girlfriend because he has found that she agreed to go out with her 29 year old professor to dinner in order to get an A in her class. We also talk to her about not snooping around in Dizzle's facebook. Unfortunately we had a really funny segment at the end of the show but we had some major technical issues and the show cut off midway. We will try to run that segment next week when our special guest will be a lawyer that teachs you how to represent yourself in court and get out of a traffic tickets. read less

Episode 69: Russell Shepherd and Shane the Redneck

Fri October 31 2008

Episode 68: Money Mike Looks for hookers

Thu October 16 2008

This week's show starts the show by saying that metal head is late like always. He had called up Allen seconds before the show to say hes not coming b... read more

This week's show starts the show by saying that metal head is late like always. He had called up Allen seconds before the show to say hes not coming but we convinced him to show up. We bring up his notebook that he carries around with him. When he ran off pissed last time he slammed the notebook into the ground and took off. We found the notebook and thought we would find some brilliant things in it but all we found were two names. H Dizzle reads a fan email that blasts our last guest on the show David Wilson the circumcision guy. He talks about how we need to get our penises foreskin cut immediately. The fan also seems to be really informed about circumcision and its dangers so Allen Chao picks it up by saying that he really knows his cocks. After those shinanigans we decided to play the clips from the asian girl and metal head. Metal tries to impress the girl by just running his mouth about random shit. He talks about he does not hit women, that he is a man of his word, and about the sacred code of wrestling. Of course the clips are hilarious. (Girl's voice) "Yeah". Allen Chao later talks about his encounter with the cops. He says he was really high with a girl in his car when get got pulled over when he had like an ounce of weed on him. He was driving and made a foolish turn without realizing that the cops were behind him. Allen was in the car with the chick trying to get her to show him her nipple rings. Of course he gets stopped and he is scared because he is a high as shit doing the devil's lettuce. Also he had a lot of devil'd lettuce in the car. The cop was cool and he let him go but Chao was still punked and didnt get laid by the girl. H Dizzle also gets punked, but first he talks about his crazy story about his girl and a homeless guy. He was waiting for his girl but had to stop for gas. A guy comes up and asks H Dizzle for an egg roll from Jack in the Box. Of course he does it because he feels sorry for the guy because he was crying. He then tells Dizzle that he has kidney problems and his doctor only lets him eat Jack in the Box Egg rolls. When Dizzle asks to see the surgery scar he starts to pull down his pants. D mac says that next time just make up random shit like the guy. H Dizzle then talks about his fight with his girl over some confusion they had about the time. He plays a clip and yes she is pissed, so pissed that she calls H Dizzle a bitch. It has been a rough month for him he is getting punked from all angles. Of course she calls back later with love and sings him i just called to say i love you by stevie wonder. Dizzle took the clip of her voice and added it in to the actual song. Metal Head finally shows up and of course is still pissed off. Than he does the gossip game........and random shit. Metal Head than quits like always and is really pissed off. I guess he really is a man of his word..........he'll be back. We got in a DVD this week from the show Manswers on Spike TV. They are premiering season two of their show this week so we watched some of the show. We played clips from Season 1 where its a segment that tells you how you can figure out if a hooker is a cop or not. They had some good tips such as ask the cop to come do some nude modeling with you since thats not illegal and cops wont model for you. We get one of our fans on the line Money Mike who is actually out looking for hookers while we were playing these clips. We ask him what he thinks about the tips and he says they are a bit weird but he has great tips of his own. He says the best tip is to make sure that you dont talk to the girl for a while. If the hooker does not automatically get in right away shes probably a cop. Dizzle wants to know what if you just have a question to ask a hooker if you are lost and still get arrested. Money Mike has had some close calls he talks about where he almost got caught by the cops. Luckily the cops were nice and let him go. Money Mike also talks about driving around for hours a few days before to check out the scene. He says to find out where the hotels are, what girls are there, where the locations are etc before you even attempt to pick up a girl. He also suggests researching the area on the internet. He has some stories about homeless hookers stinking, ugly hookers that fool you until they get in the car and a girl that smoked crack and acted like she was taking a shit. We find out that he gets $50 hookers on average so they cant be that hot. Mike also talks about not dealing with pimps and locking up all your belongings as hookers steal from you. Our favorite story from Money Mike was when he banged a hooker that just took a shit and he did a finger test where he put his finger in her butthole to check if she was lying or not. read less

Episode 67: The Circumcision Show

Tue October 14 2008

The show starts off with a hint of something big coming up. Dizzle says we have some FBI recordings of Metalhead. He is not here and late as usual but... read more

The show starts off with a hint of something big coming up. Dizzle says we have some FBI recordings of Metalhead. He is not here and late as usual but on his way. Turns out the fan that came in last week gave Metalhead her phone number before she left. Supposedly Metal has been calling her non stop. Turns out the fan has been emailing the show recordings of her conversations and we are going to shatter any dreams of privacy metal has and play the juicy bits. Dizzle talks about his crappy chinese Diamo scooter that he recently bought. While riding it recently he heard a piece of metal fly off his scooter. He looks on the ground and finds a big giant screw that flew off. Judging by the size of the screw dizzle figures its important. Turns out its the screw that holds the wheel and suspension to the body. He almost flew off the scooter with no helmet at 55 mph. The crew suspects it might be because of all three of them riding the scooter. D-mac suggests a rough rider wheelie stunt but Dizzle says the scooter does not even have one horsepower. Dizzle decides after fixing it he is going to buy himself a motorcycle. Allen talks about the 10 minute club in Houston which is a club you join if you can go around the 610 loop in Houston in ten minutes or less. D-mac says you have to average 170mph to make the loop. Today's guest is David Wilson who comes on to talk to us about his quest against Infant circumcision. David has marched in Washington against it and tells us all myths about circumcision. David is circumcised but after learning more about it has decided that he wishes he was not. He shatters myths such as being uncircumcised causes cancer, the penis is dirtier etc. Dizzle has stories about when he was a kid and how people made fun of his penis and about peeing all over other kids at the urinals. David talks about how sex for uncircumcised men is much better than a circumcised man. Allen wants to know if you can do a reverse operation to get your foreskin back. D-mac asks if foreskin makes women feel better during sex. Dizzle says that all the circumcised guys at the gym have huge penises and all the uncircumcised ones have tiny ones so does getting a circumcision grow your penis bigger? David talks about all the different ways that people and scientists use foreskins for burn victims, facial creams etc. We find out that David mows lawns for a living and has a huge sign hanging on his tuck about circumcision. You can check out David Wilson's site and learn more about circumcision of infants at www.stopinfantcircumcision.org Allen tells us about his night out in a club. He went to club B again and this time he keeps asking out hot chicks and they keep turning him down. D-mac disses Allen this time at the same club. He tells Allen hes on his way but does not show up as usual. Allen kept asking women and they kept turning them down. He asked out so many that he asked the same girl four times by mistake until she finally said FINE I"LL DANCE WITH YOU!!! he got angry and told her you know what I dont need a pity dance. Metalhead says that when a girl turns him down he yells at them and tells them "then why are you here anyways!" D-mac and Metalhead get into it about D-mac selling everyone out. Metalhead says that if D-Mac did to him he would kick his ass. We find some nun-chucks under Metalhead table and start to make fun of him for them being nerf. He gets mad and starts beating H-Dizzle with it. We finally bring up Metalhead's phone calls to our fan from the last show. We let him know that she has sent us recordings of his conversations. Metalhead totally flips out when he realizes that Dizzle has tapes of his conversations. He yells that his privacy has been violated and its just not right. We play a few clips for him about him talking shit about Dizzle and he gets REAL angry. Metalhead threatens to bash in the computer if we play anything else. Dizzle begs him to let him play the rest of the clips but Metal isnt having it. He picks up a chair and tries to beat down Dizzle but everyone holds him back. You GOTTA listen to this show its just bad ass. read less